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CARTOON ARCHIVES
[[Futuristic street scene with everyone using multiple electronic devices]] Deep in an alternate universe is a society in which life is lived solely through electronic gadgets. [[Background: Billboards reading "Do you stink? The iStink will tell you!" and "Text 4375982 to vote JONES. Keep our bots tax free!]]
One day, a company unveiled a groundbreaking invention. Zamanoz.com guy: We've developed a portable wireless reading device that operates without power! We think customers will appreciate the simple elegance of the Zamanoz Bindle! [[Shows a book, audience claps through digital clappers]]
The Bindle quickly catches on. I can drop it and it won't break! There's no downloading! No one wants to steal it! It's the greatest technology ever!
Its success leads to another new product. [[Zamanoz guy holds pen and paper]] By simply moving this pigmented stick against a thin sheet of material, one can compose text without a keyboard! Ooh! Aah! [[On paper is "Hello, World!"]]