Cartoon tags: Christmas, Hannukah, holidays, shopping, presents, gifts, consumers, mall, Carrier IQ, cooking, chef, data mining, privacy, technology
Mr. and Mrs. Perkins Go Gift Shopping 2011 "It's going to be hard to top the Englebert Humperdink retrospective we got for Auntie Perkins last year." "Let's go in here!"
The 1% Chef: The only kitchen products not made in China. "Look! Here's a saucepan hand-forged by rustic peasant women in Provence!" "And a $500 egg separator made from decommissioned German tanks!"
THE DATA MINE Electronics: All products now embedded with Carrier IQ Spyware! As seen on your smartphone "How about this place?" "I find their customer service a bit intrusive."
The Holiday Minimalist "It's the thought that counts." This year, give a conceptual gift: an empty box. "Um..."
"Let's just go with fruitcake!"