Some have accused Republicans of ignoring unemployment as they focus instead on anti-abortion legislation. Republican congressman: "Ah, but we are working on a jobs bill, designed to help a group that's nearly 100% unemployed..."

"Introducing the Fetal Positions Act: For all those unborn Americans tragically forced into amniotic idleness." Fetus: holding sign saying "Will work for nutrient-rich blood."

"Some companies won't even consider hiring a newborn with a nine-month employment gap." "Fortunately, there are many jobs suitable for the unborn. This blastocyst is making placental status-monitoring Android apps." Shown on smartphone: "Waste levels HIGH"

"And by making abortions hard to get, we're creating further labor opportunities!" "So don't let anyone say the GOP isn't putting people to work!"