TRUE: Police departments are starting to buy small aerial drones for surveillance. Could aerial cops be far behind? "Drop the beer now!" Teenager: "Wh-what the hell is that?"

Soon, businesses jump on the bandwagon. "Did you notice that Fluff-Eaze fabric softener is on a 2-for-1 special?" "Yes, I did."

...and a right-to-bear drones movement starts up... "The founding fathers believed in my freedom to own a Predator drone equipped with hellfire missiles!" "Woo-hoo!"

But the sudden preponderance of Predators frightens some children..." "It's okay, Tommy. They only kill kids in Pakistan and Afghanistan.... usually."