This Week’s Cartoon: “World War III: In It For the Money!”

It's remarkable how little the self-proclaimed deficit hawks seem to talk about trimming our pork-encrusted military expenditures.  I see on CostofWar.com that the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan have surpassed a trillion dollars. I'm not sure I feel a trillion dollars safer. For a trillion dollars, I expect the nation to be covered in a climate-controlled biodome that vaporizes terrorists upon entry. Given that we can't even get Star Wars right, and it took us nearly three months to plug a hole in the ground, I'm guessing a biodome is not in the cards.

Despite all that outlay of lucre, the economy still sucks, so it's time for full-scale mobilization! And I mean mobilization, right down to the last able-bodied American. I want to see toddlers plugging rivets into tanks! Dogs hauling bags of bullets! That, my friends, is how to get things moving again. And it's a hell of a lot more acceptable to the pundit class than, I don't know, stimulus spending that helps people keep their jobs. Or letting the Bush tax cuts for six-figure earners expire as scheduled. Or helping the unemployed.  No, in the immortal words of The Exploited, LET'S START A WAR! But no nukes, please. That would kind of defeat the purpose.