This Week’s Cartoon: “Hedge Fund Nation”
Only in a nation that is truly ill-informed could Republicans block unemployment aid for millions unless the most fortunate among us get tax cuts, while simultaneously talking out the other side of their mouths about deficits burdening our children. All this while we live in a new Gilded Age of mind-blowing income inequality. It's almost too absurd to contemplate. But you knew that already. As for my thoughts on the Great Compromise: I think Obama could have used his rhetorical abilities to put the GOP on the defensive. But caution is his middle name (it has officially replaced "Hussein," in fact), and it's going to come back and bite him on the butt.
One almost gets the impression from the GOP that something is wrong with you if you're still doing actual, useful work (or would like to, except for the fact that there are five available workers for every job opening), as opposed to occupying the loftier realms of high finance. So I decided to play around with the idea of everyone becoming a banker. Related cartoon from 2004 (a personal fave): "The Labor Chain"
This Week’s Cartoon: “Incredible Shrinking Groceries”
I noticed while buying orange juice that the Fred Meyer store brand had a big notice on the carton saying "STILL 64 OUNCES!" I was like, Whoa! Are half-gallons of OJ no longer half-gallons? Sure enough, other brands had gone down to 59 oz. Apparently last winter's freeze damaged Florida orange crops, making juice more expensive. It will be interesting to see if OJ goes back to true half-gallons in the future, if we have a milder winter.
Yet it's not just juice -- I've seen all sorts of products shrink slightly over the past few years. This is a separate issue from super-sizing, which tends to occur with cheap, crappy non-food. Seems like a dollar buys you ever more junk food and ever less real nourishment. It's a market force in the wrong direction, and I don't see it going the other way anytime soon.
This Week’s Cartoon: “World War III: In It For the Money!”
It's remarkable how little the self-proclaimed deficit hawks seem to talk about trimming our pork-encrusted military expenditures. I see on CostofWar.com that the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan have surpassed a trillion dollars. I'm not sure I feel a trillion dollars safer. For a trillion dollars, I expect the nation to be covered in a climate-controlled biodome that vaporizes terrorists upon entry. Given that we can't even get Star Wars right, and it took us nearly three months to plug a hole in the ground, I'm guessing a biodome is not in the cards.
Despite all that outlay of lucre, the economy still sucks, so it's time for full-scale mobilization! And I mean mobilization, right down to the last able-bodied American. I want to see toddlers plugging rivets into tanks! Dogs hauling bags of bullets! That, my friends, is how to get things moving again. And it's a hell of a lot more acceptable to the pundit class than, I don't know, stimulus spending that helps people keep their jobs. Or letting the Bush tax cuts for six-figure earners expire as scheduled. Or helping the unemployed. No, in the immortal words of The Exploited, LET'S START A WAR! But no nukes, please. That would kind of defeat the purpose.
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