The FDA recently unveiled new graphic warning labels for cigarettes. But why stop there? Here are a few more deserving products.

John Boehner - WARNING: Staring too long at my fluorescent orange skin may sear your retinas.

Frozen Entrees - Kinda Italian Microwavable Insta-Pasta - WARNING: May cause you to wonder why you couldn't even muster the effort to boil noodles, leading to existential despair.

Contemprary Indie Rock - The Quiet Little Baby Foxes "Songs to Wear Sweaters To" WARNING: May cause loss of verve, inability to "get down."

Any Bill Extending the Bush Tax Cuts For Top Incomes - WARNING: May cause descendants to write books belittling you (Shown: The Dumbest Generation: Thanks A Lot, A-holes!")