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Cartoon tags: Planned Parenthood, defunding, crisis pregnancy centers, CPCs, women, sex, reproduction, reproductive health, reproductive justice, Plan B, Rachel Maddow, lesbian, teen pregnancy, pregnant, rape, sexual assault, birth control, contraception, family planning, health
LADIES! Come on down to... UNplanned Parenthood -- Pregnancy Centers, GOP-style
Pregnant teen? We've got... Helpful Pamphlets "So you had a happy accident"... Coupons for maternity sized prom dresses... free lollipops!
Sexual assault victim? Let our counselors help! "Eggs fertilized by a rapist's sperm are people too!" "You were probably showing a little thigh, weren't you?"
We don't provide cervical screening... but we do offer lesbian screening! "Do you find Rachel Maddow hot?" "I... I kind do!"
And don't forget to check out our store! We've got books: "The Rhythm Method Cookbook: Recipes for Enormous Families" And Emergency Contra-contraception -- if you've taken Plan B but changed your mind! Shown: box of Plan C