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Cartoon tags: Anthony Weiner, global warming, sex, sex scandals, crotch, Florida, hurricanes, weather, Panama Canal, Twitter, sexting, texting, tweeting, climate change, science, media, news media, cable news, Drooly Julie, technology, internet, journalism
Drooly Julie in "Hard Science" In lab 102B at NASA's Goddard Institute... Scientist: "Drooly Julie, you've been brought in because climate change is being ignored while all people talk about is a politician's crotch! Can you help us?!?" Drooly: "Hmm... Well, all this extreme weather gives me an idea."
Drooly: tap-tap-tap-tweet! BREAKING NEWS: Florida caught tweeting lewd satellite images of itself to the Panama Canal Shown: yfrog page with tweet "StateOfFlorida @PanamaCanal Baby, I want to put my Keys in your locks."
Soon: a media frenzy! Reporter: "What is NASA's response to this?" Drooly: "Clearly the Florida penisula -- er, peninsula -- is seeking the safe harbor of an interior passage as we enter hurricane season!" "It's a pointed alarm about global warming!"
However, cable news has its own interpretation. News anchor: "This just in: Could Trinidad and Tobago be Florida's love children?" Scientist: "ARGH! We've failed!" Drooly: "Okay, I've got a better publicity stunt: climatologist orgies on melting ice caps!"